Super Strange State Laws

These state laws are pretty pointless:
(i deleted a few of the state laws that i didnt think made any sense whatsoever)

Florida:
--Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday's will be jailed.

Georgia:
--In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.

Indiana:
--Monkey's are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

Illinois:
--In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.

Massachusetts:
--It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
--North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."

Minnesota:
--It is illegal to tease skunks.

Michigan:
--A State law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.

Montana:
--It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

New York:
--In NYC, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand."

Oklahoma:
--People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ohio:
--In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

Oregon:
--The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

Rhode Island:
--Its illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

Tennessee:
--It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

Texas:
--It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Utah:
--A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife
in his presence.

Virginia:
--In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.

Vermont:
--It is illegal to whistle underwater.